Here's a couple of chauvinist jokes my friend sent me, I don't hate women at all, but some women do piss me off, mostly the whores. :
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
My wife asked me what's on tv.
I said "Dust"
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open by the times she brings it
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?